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NOOOOOO. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Damn longears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus. Anyway, what was that you were saying?

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Archive for August, 2008

Episode Recap: Boys Do Cry

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 15: Boys Do Cry
Recap: The family starts going to church when Lois gets a job as an organist, but Stewie gets sick off of Communion wine, which convinces the congregation that he’s possessed. The Griffins then move to Texas, where Peter becomes a cowboy, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and […]

Episode Recap: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Recap: The toy factory at which Peter works is taken over by a cigarette company who hires Peter as the new president. He is then sent to Washington, D.C. as a lobbyist so they can create toys that encourage kids to smoke, and the entire family can’t […]

Episode Recap: Mr. Saturday Knight

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 9: Mr. Saturday Knight
Recap: Peter’s boss, Mr. Weed, dies during a dinner with the Griffin family, and the toy factory is demolished as a result. Now unemployed, and failing to find himself other jobs, Peter decides to live his dream of being a Renaissance fair jouster.
My take: Not one of the best. […]

Episode Recap: Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 17: Brian Wallows and Peter’s Swallows
Recap: Brian gets a DUI and is forced to care for a bitter, old woman who used to be a jingle singer. After discovering the woman’s brighter past, Brian tries to brighten her life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and houses a family of baby birds.
My take: […]

Episode Recap: Peterotica

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 24: Peterotica
Recap: After reading an erotica book that he thought was bad, Peter writes a collection of his own, leading to Lois’s father, Carter, to lose his money. Unable to cope with their middle-class lives, Peter and Carter set all differences aside and team up to get rich quick. Meanwhile, Stewie trains […]