Episode Recap: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High

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Episode Recap: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High

Season 4, Episode 2: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High

Recap: Brian becomes a substitute English teacher, but is transferred to a class for troubled teens, and charges himself with helping them out with life in general. Meanwhile, Chris is attracted to Brian’s replacement teacher who, once she becomes aware of this, wants him to murder her husband so they can be together.

My take: Despite the storyline dealing with murder, this happens to be a great episode. For example:

I love Dodgeball, heads up
I love Bundt cake, heads up
I love the Trombone, heads up

80’s reference — Green slime from You Can’t Do That On Television. Stewie does the break dancing robot. Peter becomes Larry from Three’s Company after getting hit on the head.

Brian Griffin becomes a teacher. Don’t call me Mr. Griffin, that’s my father. I thought your father’s name was Coco and he was hit by a truck. Chris falls in love with Brian’s replacement - Mrs. Lockhart. Who tries to get Chris to get kill her husband. Instead she gets a bear to kill her husband.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have a cameo. Ben farts.

Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Lois this isn’t my Batman glass.

When is it on: Current and future airings of Family Guy.

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