Episode Recap: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

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Episode Recap: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Season 5, Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Recap: Peter ends up beating up a bully who’s been harassing Chris, soon realizing that bullying is fun and ending up becoming a bully himself until Chris stands up to him. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes obsessed with getting a tan, though he ends up getting a nasty sunburn and fears he’s developed skin cancer.

My take:

One of the better episodes from Season 5. Quagmire goes ape shit on the golf course. This is the second time we’ve seen him go a little batty over the dumbest things - he went a little crazy when the crew never heard of Wings.

Herbert gets a new paper delivery boy.

Cupcake and a gas of wine.

What’s going on in my pants, looks like we got six more weeks of winter.

One of the best lines ever: “Hey Copernicus why don’t you navigate yourself to the back of the line.”

80’s references: Gremlins, Mr. Furley, and probably a few others that I missed.

Eartha Kitt via Stewie makes an appearance.

Stewie gets his bronze on. Gets a moustache. Gets spit on by Martin Landau. Gets a mole. Gets into art and ball room dancing.

Brokeback Mountain from the view of the horses.

…nerd. Randy!

Peter beats up Kyle in one of the best beatdowns ever.Becomes a bully.

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.

MS = Monkey Scrotom

When is it on: Current and future airings of Family Guy.

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