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Episode Recap: Mr. Saturday Knight

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 9: Mr. Saturday Knight

Recap: Peter’s boss, Mr. Weed, dies during a dinner with the Griffin family, and the toy factory is demolished as a result. Now unemployed, and failing to find himself other jobs, Peter decides to live his dream of being a Renaissance fair jouster.

My take: Not one of the best. Some memorable scenes include Margot Kidder comes over for dinner and goes ballistic, and again and again.

“It sure beats my job at the Electric Company.”

d - ot, dot

b - et, bet

p - it, pit

Episode Recap: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Season 5, Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Recap: Peter ends up beating up a bully who’s been harassing Chris, soon realizing that bullying is fun and ending up becoming a bully himself until Chris stands up to him. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes obsessed with getting a tan, though he ends up getting a nasty sunburn and fears he’s developed skin cancer.

My take:

One of the better episodes from Season 5. Quagmire goes ape shit on the golf course. This is the second time we’ve seen him go a little batty over the dumbest things - he went a little crazy when the crew never heard of Wings.

Episode Recap: Road to Rupert

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 9: Road to Rupert

Recap: Brian accidentally sells Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert, at a garage sale. This, of course, upsets Stewie, so Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, Colorado, to find him, where Stewie challenges the culprit to a ski-off to get him back. Meanwhile, Peter’s licence is suspended and Meg becomes his personal chauffer.

My take:

One of the best Family Guy episodes.

Intro starts like a Tom & Jerry clip. Rupert gets sold at a garage sale. Peter sells his anvil and buys his own racing gloves. Herbert makes an appearance looking to buy Chris’ shorts at the aforementioned garage sale. Even though he’s creepy, very creepy, Herbert cracks me up.

Episode Recap: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 29: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Recap: Stewie sees for a man on TV who looks just like him. Convinced this man must be his real father, Stewie takes Brian to go on a cross-country road trip with Quagmire to find him and discover the truth. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois try to help Chris and Meg get dates so that they can have some “alone time.”

My take: One of the best! The best part about watching this Family guy episode the first time is that you didn’t really know what was going on and where the story was headed with Stewie and the Stu. Watching it again is even more fascinating since you can focus on the really awesome jokes.

Episode Recap: Chick Cancer

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 7: Chick Cancer

Recap: Stewie ties the knot with his old friend Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage full of resentment and bickering; things get ugly when they go on a double-date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, which inspires him to make a chick flick of his own.

My take:

For some reason, I usually tune this episode out. So my take is random, disorganized and rather jagged.

Olivia the Tasty Juice girl.

Sandra Oh makes an appearance.

Episode Recap: Prick Up Your Ears

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears

Recap: Lois volunteers to teach sex-ed class after discovering Chris has been getting bad information on sex, though she is soon replaced by a Church spokesman. Meanwhile, Meg and her new boyfriend take an abstinence pledge but still manage to find a loophole, and Stewie goes to great lengths to destroy the Tooth Fairy.

My take:

Overall a good show. Some of the more memorable clips include the cat launcher. I have a cat so there are times I wish I could launch her across the room.

Brian Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Brian Griffin section where you’ll find the latest deals on Brian Griffin collectible items, Brian Griffin figures, and Brian Griffin toys. Add them to your collection up while they are still available.

Brian Griffin is the family dog. He’s Peter Griffin’s best friend and Stewie’s constant companion not to mention infatuated with Lois.

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Peter Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Peter Griffin section in our Family Guy Store where you’ll find the latest deals on Peter Griffin collectibles, Peter Griffin figures, and Peter Griffin toys. Scoop them up while they are still available.

Peter Griffin is married to Lois Griffin and is the father of Chris, Meg, and Stewie. His best friend is his dog Brian. He is usually accompanied by his crew: Joe Swanson, Quagmire and Cleveland.

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The Best Of Family Guy Ep.3

Monday, June 16th, 2008

This is part 3 to the collection of videos that i call "The Best Of Family Guy". Please look at my other videos. Vieraboy