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Episode Recap: Brian Goes Back to College

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Season 4, Episode 15: Brian Goes Back to College

Recap: When it’s revealed that Brian never finished college, Brian decides to return to obtain his last degree. However, he must deal with his temptations to cheat in order to pass the class. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe become the new “A-Team” after winning a costume contest.
When is it on: Current and future airings of Family Guy.

Episode Recap: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Season 4, Episode 2: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High

Recap: Brian becomes a substitute English teacher, but is transferred to a class for troubled teens, and charges himself with helping them out with life in general. Meanwhile, Chris is attracted to Brian’s replacement teacher who, once she becomes aware of this, wants him to murder her husband so they can be together.

My take: Despite the storyline dealing with murder, this happens to be a great episode. For example:

I love Dodgeball, heads up
I love Bundt cake, heads up
I love the Trombone, heads up

Episode Recap: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Recap: The toy factory at which Peter works is taken over by a cigarette company who hires Peter as the new president. He is then sent to Washington, D.C. as a lobbyist so they can create toys that encourage kids to smoke, and the entire family can’t help but enjoy the perks that come with the job.

My take:

You need to be in the right mood to watch this episode. It’s good but you need to be in the right mood. There are two themes - killing strippers and smoking.

Episode Recap: Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 17: Brian Wallows and Peter’s Swallows

Recap: Brian gets a DUI and is forced to care for a bitter, old woman who used to be a jingle singer. After discovering the woman’s brighter past, Brian tries to brighten her life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and houses a family of baby birds.

My take: Grizzly Adams lives with a bear named Ben and hangs out with a guy named… Steve?

Brian and Peter go to a laser rock show. If you’ve never been to one, go. They’re actually quite cool.

Episode Recap: Road to Rupert

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 9: Road to Rupert

Recap: Brian accidentally sells Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert, at a garage sale. This, of course, upsets Stewie, so Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, Colorado, to find him, where Stewie challenges the culprit to a ski-off to get him back. Meanwhile, Peter’s licence is suspended and Meg becomes his personal chauffer.

My take:

One of the best Family Guy episodes.

Intro starts like a Tom & Jerry clip. Rupert gets sold at a garage sale. Peter sells his anvil and buys his own racing gloves. Herbert makes an appearance looking to buy Chris’ shorts at the aforementioned garage sale. Even though he’s creepy, very creepy, Herbert cracks me up.

Episode Recap: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 29: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Recap: Stewie sees for a man on TV who looks just like him. Convinced this man must be his real father, Stewie takes Brian to go on a cross-country road trip with Quagmire to find him and discover the truth. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois try to help Chris and Meg get dates so that they can have some “alone time.”

My take: One of the best! The best part about watching this Family guy episode the first time is that you didn’t really know what was going on and where the story was headed with Stewie and the Stu. Watching it again is even more fascinating since you can focus on the really awesome jokes.

Episode Recap: Chick Cancer

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 7: Chick Cancer

Recap: Stewie ties the knot with his old friend Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage full of resentment and bickering; things get ugly when they go on a double-date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, which inspires him to make a chick flick of his own.

My take:

For some reason, I usually tune this episode out. So my take is random, disorganized and rather jagged.

Olivia the Tasty Juice girl.

Sandra Oh makes an appearance.

Episode Recap: Stewie B. Goode

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 28: Stewie B. Goode

Recap: Stewie’s attempt to destroy a boy he doesn’t like lands him in a near-death experience where he gets a brief taste of life in Hell. This is enough to make Stewie resolve to act nicer to everyone, though he becomes an alcoholic in the process. Meanwhile Peter gets a new job as an editorial reporter on the local news.

My take: Overall an ok show. Some eighties references like Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Peter has a stint on television in a segmet called WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS. The everyman finally has his say.

Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Stewie Griffin dvd section where you’ll find the latest deals on Stewie Griffin, The Untold Story dvd. Stewie sees a man on television who looks like him and is convinced that the man is his real father. He and Brian set out on a hilarious cross-country adventure from Quahog to San Francisco to find the man.

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Brian Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Brian Griffin section where you’ll find the latest deals on Brian Griffin collectible items, Brian Griffin figures, and Brian Griffin toys. Add them to your collection up while they are still available.

Brian Griffin is the family dog. He’s Peter Griffin’s best friend and Stewie’s constant companion not to mention infatuated with Lois.

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