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Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

Peter

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I caught Family Guy back in 1999. I decided to try and catch every episode of Family Guy in syndication and blog about it.

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Herbert

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Welcome to our Herbert section where you’ll find the latest deals on Herbert collectible items, Herbert figures, and Herbert toys. Buy them while they are still available.

Herbert is one of Griffin’s neighbors (along with Joe Swanson, Cleveland and Quagmire). He’s creepy, old, uses a walker, and lusts after Chris Griffin.

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Episode Recap: Boys Do Cry

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 15: Boys Do Cry

Recap: The family starts going to church when Lois gets a job as an organist, but Stewie gets sick off of Communion wine, which convinces the congregation that he’s possessed. The Griffins then move to Texas, where Peter becomes a cowboy, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into President Bush’s ranch.

My take:

A truly great episode!

The Griffins move to Texas! They’re all backward and politically stubborn as a mule. Shouldn’t they have used stubborn as an Elephant.

Episode Recap: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Recap: The toy factory at which Peter works is taken over by a cigarette company who hires Peter as the new president. He is then sent to Washington, D.C. as a lobbyist so they can create toys that encourage kids to smoke, and the entire family can’t help but enjoy the perks that come with the job.

My take:

You need to be in the right mood to watch this episode. It’s good but you need to be in the right mood. There are two themes - killing strippers and smoking.

Episode Recap: Mr. Saturday Knight

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 9: Mr. Saturday Knight

Recap: Peter’s boss, Mr. Weed, dies during a dinner with the Griffin family, and the toy factory is demolished as a result. Now unemployed, and failing to find himself other jobs, Peter decides to live his dream of being a Renaissance fair jouster.

My take: Not one of the best. Some memorable scenes include Margot Kidder comes over for dinner and goes ballistic, and again and again.

“It sure beats my job at the Electric Company.”

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Quagmire

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Quagmire section where you’ll find the latest deals on Quagmire collectibles, Quagmire figures, and Quagmire toys. Pick them up while they are still available.

Glenn Quagmire is one of Peter Griffin’s crew (along with Cleveland and Joe). He’s a sex hound, pilot, and known for his “giggitty” moniker.

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Joe Swanson

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Joe Swanson section where you’ll find the latest deals on Joe Swanson collectible items, Joe Swanson figures, and Joe Swanson toys. Buy them up while they are still available.

Joe Swanson is one of Peter Griffin’s crew (along with Cleveland and Quagmire). He’s paralyzed, bound to a wheelchair, is a cop, has anger issues and can be overly macho.

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Cleveland

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Cleveland section where you’ll find the latest deals on Cleveland collectible items, Cleveland figures, and Cleveland toys. They’re in high demand so get them while they are still available.

Cleveland Brown is one of Peter and Lois Griffin’s neighbors. He’s also part of Peter’s crew along with Quagmire and Joe.

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Freakin Party Pack

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Welcome to our Family Guy Freakin Party Pack dvd section where you’ll find the latest deals on the Freakin Party Pack dvds.

The “Family Guy” Freakin’ Party Pack features over 90 episodes from the “Family Guy” Volume 1-5 collections with hours of bonus material on 18 discs, including the straight-to-DVD feature Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story and a bonus material disc with deleted scenes, interviews and featurettes not currently available on any other DVD. The party continues with a “Family Guy” themed ping-pong set including paddles, a net and balls and 100 themed poker chips with two sets of playing cards, all in a collectible carrying case.

Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Stewie Griffin dvd section where you’ll find the latest deals on Stewie Griffin, The Untold Story dvd. Stewie sees a man on television who looks like him and is convinced that the man is his real father. He and Brian set out on a hilarious cross-country adventure from Quahog to San Francisco to find the man.

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Brian Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Brian Griffin section where you’ll find the latest deals on Brian Griffin collectible items, Brian Griffin figures, and Brian Griffin toys. Add them to your collection up while they are still available.

Brian Griffin is the family dog. He’s Peter Griffin’s best friend and Stewie’s constant companion not to mention infatuated with Lois.

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