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Here, it’s a Candy-cane. But don’t stick it up your nose, it burns like hell.

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Episode Recap: A Fish out of Water

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 10: A Fish out of Water
Recap: After nearly two weeks of unemployment, Peter decides to begin a new career as a fisherman, but faces problems when he has to pay off a boat loan. Meanwhile, Lois takes Meg to the beach for spring break, but Lois ends up having more fun than […]

Episode Recap: Blind Ambition

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 3: Blind Ambition
Recap: After Quagmire rescues a woman who collapsed from a heart attack, Peter does whatever he can to achieve something he’ll be remembered for. His ambitions, however, ultimately cost him his eyesight. Meanwhile, the Giant Chicken from “Da Boom” returns to challenge Peter to a rematch.
My take: Fricking Great!
Peter […]

Episode Recap: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Season 4, Episode 2: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High
Recap: Brian becomes a substitute English teacher, but is transferred to a class for troubled teens, and charges himself with helping them out with life in general. Meanwhile, Chris is attracted to Brian’s replacement teacher who, once she becomes aware of this, wants him to […]

Herbert

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Welcome to our Herbert section where you’ll find the latest deals on Herbert collectible items, Herbert figures, and Herbert toys. Buy them while they are still available.
Herbert is one of Griffin’s neighbors (along with Joe Swanson, Cleveland and Quagmire). He’s creepy, old, uses a walker, and lusts after Chris Griffin.

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Episode Recap: Boys Do Cry

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 15: Boys Do Cry
Recap: The family starts going to church when Lois gets a job as an organist, but Stewie gets sick off of Communion wine, which convinces the congregation that he’s possessed. The Griffins then move to Texas, where Peter becomes a cowboy, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and […]

Episode Recap: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Recap: The toy factory at which Peter works is taken over by a cigarette company who hires Peter as the new president. He is then sent to Washington, D.C. as a lobbyist so they can create toys that encourage kids to smoke, and the entire family can’t […]

Episode Recap: Mr. Saturday Knight

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 9: Mr. Saturday Knight
Recap: Peter’s boss, Mr. Weed, dies during a dinner with the Griffin family, and the toy factory is demolished as a result. Now unemployed, and failing to find himself other jobs, Peter decides to live his dream of being a Renaissance fair jouster.
My take: Not one of the best. […]

Episode Recap: Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 17: Brian Wallows and Peter’s Swallows
Recap: Brian gets a DUI and is forced to care for a bitter, old woman who used to be a jingle singer. After discovering the woman’s brighter past, Brian tries to brighten her life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and houses a family of baby birds.
My take: […]

Episode Recap: Peterotica

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 24: Peterotica
Recap: After reading an erotica book that he thought was bad, Peter writes a collection of his own, leading to Lois’s father, Carter, to lose his money. Unable to cope with their middle-class lives, Peter and Carter set all differences aside and team up to get rich quick. Meanwhile, Stewie trains […]

Other Characters

Friday, August 8th, 2008

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