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Episode Recap: A Fish out of Water

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 10: A Fish out of Water
Recap: After nearly two weeks of unemployment, Peter decides to begin a new career as a fisherman, but faces problems when he has to pay off a boat loan. Meanwhile, Lois takes Meg to the beach for spring break, but Lois ends up having more fun than […]

Episode Recap: Boys Do Cry

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 15: Boys Do Cry
Recap: The family starts going to church when Lois gets a job as an organist, but Stewie gets sick off of Communion wine, which convinces the congregation that he’s possessed. The Griffins then move to Texas, where Peter becomes a cowboy, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and […]

Episode Recap: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Recap: The toy factory at which Peter works is taken over by a cigarette company who hires Peter as the new president. He is then sent to Washington, D.C. as a lobbyist so they can create toys that encourage kids to smoke, and the entire family can’t […]

Episode Recap: Peterotica

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 24: Peterotica
Recap: After reading an erotica book that he thought was bad, Peter writes a collection of his own, leading to Lois’s father, Carter, to lose his money. Unable to cope with their middle-class lives, Peter and Carter set all differences aside and team up to get rich quick. Meanwhile, Stewie trains […]

Cleveland

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Cleveland section where you’ll find the latest deals on Cleveland collectible items, Cleveland figures, and Cleveland toys. They’re in high demand so get them while they are still available.
Cleveland Brown is one of Peter and Lois Griffin’s neighbors. He’s also part of Peter’s crew along with Quagmire and Joe.

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Episode Recap: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 29: Bango Was His Name Oh!
Recap: Stewie sees for a man on TV who looks just like him. Convinced this man must be his real father, Stewie takes Brian to go on a cross-country road trip with Quagmire to find him and discover the truth. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois try to help […]

Episode Recap: Chick Cancer

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 7: Chick Cancer
Recap: Stewie ties the knot with his old friend Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage full of resentment and bickering; things get ugly when they go on a double-date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, which inspires him to make a […]

Episode Recap: Prick Up Your Ears

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears
Recap: Lois volunteers to teach sex-ed class after discovering Chris has been getting bad information on sex, though she is soon replaced by a Church spokesman. Meanwhile, Meg and her new boyfriend take an abstinence pledge but still manage to find a loophole, and Stewie goes to great […]

Brian Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Brian Griffin section where you’ll find the latest deals on Brian Griffin collectible items, Brian Griffin figures, and Brian Griffin toys. Add them to your collection up while they are still available.
Brian Griffin is the family dog. He’s Peter Griffin’s best friend and Stewie’s constant companion not to mention infatuated with Lois.

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Stewie Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Stewie Griffin section where you’ll find the latest Stewie Griffin collectible items, Stewie Griffin figures, and Stewie Griffin toys. Add them while they are still around.
Stewie Griffin is Peter and Lois Griffin’s baby and third child. Constantly seen with Brian, he’s hell bent on taking on the world.

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