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Episode Recap: A Fish out of Water

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Season 3, Episode 10: A Fish out of Water

Recap: After nearly two weeks of unemployment, Peter decides to begin a new career as a fisherman, but faces problems when he has to pay off a boat loan. Meanwhile, Lois takes Meg to the beach for spring break, but Lois ends up having more fun than Meg.

My take: FRICKIN SWEET!

The show starts and holy cow Peter is fat and gets confused for the planet Mercury

Great line… “Wilson!… My name is Voit dumbass!”

ARe you going to miss me…. only until I go to a news stand and buy a hustler.

Episode Recap: Boys Do Cry

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 15: Boys Do Cry

Recap: The family starts going to church when Lois gets a job as an organist, but Stewie gets sick off of Communion wine, which convinces the congregation that he’s possessed. The Griffins then move to Texas, where Peter becomes a cowboy, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into President Bush’s ranch.

My take:

A truly great episode!

The Griffins move to Texas! They’re all backward and politically stubborn as a mule. Shouldn’t they have used stubborn as an Elephant.

Episode Recap: Road to Rupert

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 9: Road to Rupert

Recap: Brian accidentally sells Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert, at a garage sale. This, of course, upsets Stewie, so Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, Colorado, to find him, where Stewie challenges the culprit to a ski-off to get him back. Meanwhile, Peter’s licence is suspended and Meg becomes his personal chauffer.

My take:

One of the best Family Guy episodes.

Intro starts like a Tom & Jerry clip. Rupert gets sold at a garage sale. Peter sells his anvil and buys his own racing gloves. Herbert makes an appearance looking to buy Chris’ shorts at the aforementioned garage sale. Even though he’s creepy, very creepy, Herbert cracks me up.

Episode Recap: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 29: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Recap: Stewie sees for a man on TV who looks just like him. Convinced this man must be his real father, Stewie takes Brian to go on a cross-country road trip with Quagmire to find him and discover the truth. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois try to help Chris and Meg get dates so that they can have some “alone time.”

My take: One of the best! The best part about watching this Family guy episode the first time is that you didn’t really know what was going on and where the story was headed with Stewie and the Stu. Watching it again is even more fascinating since you can focus on the really awesome jokes.

Episode Recap: Prick Up Your Ears

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Season 5, Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears

Recap: Lois volunteers to teach sex-ed class after discovering Chris has been getting bad information on sex, though she is soon replaced by a Church spokesman. Meanwhile, Meg and her new boyfriend take an abstinence pledge but still manage to find a loophole, and Stewie goes to great lengths to destroy the Tooth Fairy.

My take:

Overall a good show. Some of the more memorable clips include the cat launcher. I have a cat so there are times I wish I could launch her across the room.

Meg Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Meg Griffin section where you’ll find the latest deals on Meg Griffin collectible items, Meg Griffin figures, and Meg Griffin toys. Buy them while they are still available.

Meg is Peter and Lois Griffin’s oldest and only daughter. She’s known for wearing a hat and glasses. She’s incredibly unpopular at home and at school.

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Lois Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Lois Griffin section where you’ll find the latest deals on Lois Griffin collectibles, Lois Griffin figures and Lois Griffin toys. Get them up while they are still available.

Lois Griffin is married to Peter Griffin and is the mother of Chris, Meg, and Stewie.

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Peter Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Peter Griffin section in our Family Guy Store where you’ll find the latest deals on Peter Griffin collectibles, Peter Griffin figures, and Peter Griffin toys. Scoop them up while they are still available.

Peter Griffin is married to Lois Griffin and is the father of Chris, Meg, and Stewie. His best friend is his dog Brian. He is usually accompanied by his crew: Joe Swanson, Quagmire and Cleveland.

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