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God’s watching me do number two? Oh man, I’m a sinner. God’s a pervert.

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Episode Recap: Blind Ambition

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 3: Blind Ambition
Recap: After Quagmire rescues a woman who collapsed from a heart attack, Peter does whatever he can to achieve something he’ll be remembered for. His ambitions, however, ultimately cost him his eyesight. Meanwhile, the Giant Chicken from “Da Boom” returns to challenge Peter to a rematch.
My take: Fricking Great!
Peter […]

Herbert

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Welcome to our Herbert section where you’ll find the latest deals on Herbert collectible items, Herbert figures, and Herbert toys. Buy them while they are still available.
Herbert is one of Griffin’s neighbors (along with Joe Swanson, Cleveland and Quagmire). He’s creepy, old, uses a walker, and lusts after Chris Griffin.

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Episode Recap: Peterotica

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 24: Peterotica
Recap: After reading an erotica book that he thought was bad, Peter writes a collection of his own, leading to Lois’s father, Carter, to lose his money. Unable to cope with their middle-class lives, Peter and Carter set all differences aside and team up to get rich quick. Meanwhile, Stewie trains […]

Quagmire

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Quagmire section where you’ll find the latest deals on Quagmire collectibles, Quagmire figures, and Quagmire toys. Pick them up while they are still available.
Glenn Quagmire is one of Peter Griffin’s crew (along with Cleveland and Joe). He’s a sex hound, pilot, and known for his “giggitty” moniker.

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Joe Swanson

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Joe Swanson section where you’ll find the latest deals on Joe Swanson collectible items, Joe Swanson figures, and Joe Swanson toys. Buy them up while they are still available.
Joe Swanson is one of Peter Griffin’s crew (along with Cleveland and Quagmire). He’s paralyzed, bound to a wheelchair, is a cop, has anger […]

Cleveland

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Cleveland section where you’ll find the latest deals on Cleveland collectible items, Cleveland figures, and Cleveland toys. They’re in high demand so get them while they are still available.
Cleveland Brown is one of Peter and Lois Griffin’s neighbors. He’s also part of Peter’s crew along with Quagmire and Joe.

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Episode Recap: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Season 5, Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Recap: Peter ends up beating up a bully who’s been harassing Chris, soon realizing that bullying is fun and ending up becoming a bully himself until Chris stands up to him. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes obsessed with getting a tan, though he ends up getting a nasty […]

Episode Recap: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 29: Bango Was His Name Oh!
Recap: Stewie sees for a man on TV who looks just like him. Convinced this man must be his real father, Stewie takes Brian to go on a cross-country road trip with Quagmire to find him and discover the truth. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois try to help […]

Peter Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Peter Griffin section in our Family Guy Store where you’ll find the latest deals on Peter Griffin collectibles, Peter Griffin figures, and Peter Griffin toys. Scoop them up while they are still available.
Peter Griffin is married to Lois Griffin and is the father of Chris, Meg, and Stewie. His best friend is […]