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Episode Recap: Brian Goes Back to College

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Season 4, Episode 15: Brian Goes Back to College

Recap: When it’s revealed that Brian never finished college, Brian decides to return to obtain his last degree. However, he must deal with his temptations to cheat in order to pass the class. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe become the new “A-Team” after winning a costume contest.
When is it on: Current and future airings of Family Guy.

Episode Recap: Blind Ambition

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 3: Blind Ambition

Recap: After Quagmire rescues a woman who collapsed from a heart attack, Peter does whatever he can to achieve something he’ll be remembered for. His ambitions, however, ultimately cost him his eyesight. Meanwhile, the Giant Chicken from “Da Boom” returns to challenge Peter to a rematch.

My take: Fricking Great!

Peter and the chicken go at it in one of the best fight scenes in cartoon history that includes a car collision, a train sequence, a cliff dive, a cruise ballroom to boiler room fall, which leads to the cruise ship crashing into a pier, the city, the airport, and the grand finale a grizzly airplane propeller ending.

Herbert

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Welcome to our Herbert section where you’ll find the latest deals on Herbert collectible items, Herbert figures, and Herbert toys. Buy them while they are still available.

Herbert is one of Griffin’s neighbors (along with Joe Swanson, Cleveland and Quagmire). He’s creepy, old, uses a walker, and lusts after Chris Griffin.

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Episode Recap: Peterotica

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 24: Peterotica

Recap: After reading an erotica book that he thought was bad, Peter writes a collection of his own, leading to Lois’s father, Carter, to lose his money. Unable to cope with their middle-class lives, Peter and Carter set all differences aside and team up to get rich quick. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for the Olympics.

My take: This is a  classic!

Quagmire takes the crew to his favorite porn shop where Carol Burnett works part-time as a janitor.

Stewie does gymnastics and pole vault and eventually a floor exercise which leads to an accidental but not lethal glass would.

Quagmire

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Quagmire section where you’ll find the latest deals on Quagmire collectibles, Quagmire figures, and Quagmire toys. Pick them up while they are still available.

Glenn Quagmire is one of Peter Griffin’s crew (along with Cleveland and Joe). He’s a sex hound, pilot, and known for his “giggitty” moniker.

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Joe Swanson

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Joe Swanson section where you’ll find the latest deals on Joe Swanson collectible items, Joe Swanson figures, and Joe Swanson toys. Buy them up while they are still available.

Joe Swanson is one of Peter Griffin’s crew (along with Cleveland and Quagmire). He’s paralyzed, bound to a wheelchair, is a cop, has anger issues and can be overly macho.

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Cleveland

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Welcome to our Cleveland section where you’ll find the latest deals on Cleveland collectible items, Cleveland figures, and Cleveland toys. They’re in high demand so get them while they are still available.

Cleveland Brown is one of Peter and Lois Griffin’s neighbors. He’s also part of Peter’s crew along with Quagmire and Joe.

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Episode Recap: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Season 5, Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Recap: Peter ends up beating up a bully who’s been harassing Chris, soon realizing that bullying is fun and ending up becoming a bully himself until Chris stands up to him. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes obsessed with getting a tan, though he ends up getting a nasty sunburn and fears he’s developed skin cancer.

My take:

One of the better episodes from Season 5. Quagmire goes ape shit on the golf course. This is the second time we’ve seen him go a little batty over the dumbest things - he went a little crazy when the crew never heard of Wings.

Episode Recap: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Season 4, Episode 29: Bango Was His Name Oh!

Recap: Stewie sees for a man on TV who looks just like him. Convinced this man must be his real father, Stewie takes Brian to go on a cross-country road trip with Quagmire to find him and discover the truth. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois try to help Chris and Meg get dates so that they can have some “alone time.”

My take: One of the best! The best part about watching this Family guy episode the first time is that you didn’t really know what was going on and where the story was headed with Stewie and the Stu. Watching it again is even more fascinating since you can focus on the really awesome jokes.

Peter Griffin

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Welcome to our Peter Griffin section in our Family Guy Store where you’ll find the latest deals on Peter Griffin collectibles, Peter Griffin figures, and Peter Griffin toys. Scoop them up while they are still available.

Peter Griffin is married to Lois Griffin and is the father of Chris, Meg, and Stewie. His best friend is his dog Brian. He is usually accompanied by his crew: Joe Swanson, Quagmire and Cleveland.

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